Getting Hook'd… a girl's tale of sex and coffee

Psssssssssst July 12, 2012

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 10:27 pm

Isn’t this weather absolutely pants?

Oh long leisurely days strolling in the pissing rain!

 

Edit – just checked that old picture on the side, don’t my boobs look good? Hm, must look out something sexy to wear at some point this year!

 

Bloody typical! July 28, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 8:42 am

I’ve caught the plague! Or some sort of sore throat/bad cold type thing anyway.

Typical!

Not too bad seen as I had taken the next two weeks as me time but still!

Anyone who had arranged to see me over the next few days please get in touch and I will make myself available next week instead. For those who wanted to see me next week and I originally said no… Let the boys I’m cancelling on get in on it first eh?
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Hope you’re all feeling better than me!

Laura
Xx

 

Seen as I’m buggering off… July 19, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 8:51 pm

There are a couple of things I’ve yet to do.

Number 1 – have a bi mmf threesome, it’s something I’ve wanted to do for aaaages. If you fancy it give me an email, if you’re bi and want to give it a go or if there are actually two of you! Not for the straight minded :P Experimenters welcome!

Number 2 – have someone watch a session. It’s something I’ve been asked to do many times, but only ever the person who wants to watch so, if you fancy being watched let me know and I’m sure we could set something up.

 

There was a third but now I’ve forgotten it, bla, I’m too blonde sometimes!

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Also, as a little goodbye to all of you I’ve seen before, be it regularly or not so much but we’ve gotten on well, how about a nice long lingering session to say goodbye? An overnight for £450 (+cab there please) or £50 off a 2 hour + session.

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Laura

xx

 

 

 

Oh fine, I’ll hang on a little longer! July 16, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 11:59 am

The trip I was going on has been canceled, so I’ll be around a bit longer than planned, until about 28th July.

 

ps, I’ve also got some nuru gel!

 

ok ok ok ok! July 6, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 10:43 pm

I wasn’t going to get any more nuru massage before my ‘retirement’, I’ve been hesitating that I’m going to land with a bloody expensive bottle of gel and no use for it.

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Fortunately (for those who’re after it), I’ve been getting so many emails and calls that I decided to just get some. It should be here Friday/Saturday, I’ll only be ordering two bottles so it’s probably best to let me know quite soon if you want to indulge before I bugger off into the tart sunset.

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Laura

xx

 

Hanging up my hold ups. July 2, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 1:24 pm
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It’s been a while since I’ve updated – sorry! I’ve been off all over the country and organizing different things recently which has taken a lot of the time I normally spend with you boys.

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Anyway! My point is that it’s soon going to take all my time away, I’ll be retiring in a couple of weeks to concentrate on other things.

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I don’t have an exact date but am looking at around 17th July provisionally.

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Next week is going to be rather busy for me personally as I have a visitor so if you’d like to indulge together then it’s best to get in touch soon. For the week after I’m trying to leave myself quite open as I know there are some of you finding it a bit difficult for us to arrange a get together lately. However if you’d like a nuru massage I shan’t be available for these until later next week.

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Hoping to catch up with you all one last time!

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Laura

xx

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ps – realizing just how much ‘hooker stuff’ I have, way too many sex toys and barely (if even) worn lingerie.

 

I’m all better and a lovely new(ish) fr! April 14, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Laura MacKenzie of London @ 2:11 pm
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I’m sure you’ll all be glad that my leg finally seems to be healed properly – even after a couple more mishaps with it at the weekend.

My laptop on the other hand doesn’t love me as much and has been on the blink again for a while – very irritating! So when I thought I had my phone stolen (or not, a friend of mine borrowed it at a house party and put it back in the wrong handbag), I nearly died! Not to worry, we have figured out what’s wrong with it, I just need to find the disk to fix it and I’ll be back online and paying attention to you all again. :)

Anyway, I’ll leave you with a lovely newish report, intact I think it’s my first nuru massage one, so you now all know it’s not so bad.
://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=103005

Laura
Xx

 

 
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