Oh that’s much better! December 14, 2010

I had a lovely, very well deserved, day of lounging yesterday after feeling a rather off in the afternoon. A good nights sleep and some (online) retail therapy cures all 🙂

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I’m presently covered in glitter and glue – do you know that the oh-so-pretty glitter wrapping paper I bought does not like sticking? Roll on crazy amounts of double-sided tape and pva glue. I still love it though.

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The online shopping may have gone too far, my floor is currently swamped with presents (some of which I don’t even know who for) and my postman seems to be developing a severe hatred for me. Not the parcel postman – he relishes my barely dressed 9am state.

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I’ve started a little re-vamp to my website, it’s all a bit boring! I’ll probably be playing about with it before I decide what I want, and if I should actually just get someone to build me a custom site. The control freak in my screams ‘noooo’ while the girl in me shouts ‘ohhhh it’ll be so purdddddddy’.

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Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Arg, I’ll get on with wrapping instead then. Is it too early for mulled wine?

Sex vs Dating December 12, 2010

Now, I don’t have sex with someone I’m dating. Why? Well, dating is about getting to know someone, not getting to know their cock.

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The 5 date rule. Oh yes, I’m a prude. Na, you’re right, I could never convince anyone of that. Most people don’t get to a 3rd, people annoy me. In bed it’s fine, there isn’t all that talking, the noticing their annoying habits, take my pleasure and theirs and we’re done and dusted. In a public place however men often just get on my nerves, or maybe it’s just the ones I meet, probably the latter.  Or that once I’ve had an orgasm any annoyances are simply insignificant – I seem to have hit the nail on the head!

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Anyway, it’s not like I need the sex, most of the time I get a good seeing to by you lot. Or a ‘special’ someone I normally have around for times of need.

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So why not date someone you’re already having sex with? Wouldn’t that just end up in the end of our sex-only-ship? If I have to put up with him talking about his mother it’s not going to put me in the mood to suck his cock.

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I’ve just clocked the time and am running out to do some ice skating, mulled wine drinking and general being-merry-ness!

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So, sex wins. Dating (specifically the one I had this afternoon) is boring and leads to a reduced sex drive.

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Plus, how can I tell someone who’s friends with my friends that I want them to tie me up and fuck me? Or that I quite fancy getting my strap-on out?